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IF IT WERE NOT SO TRAGIC, IT WILL BE WAY TOO FUNNY…FUNNY…FUNNY…FUNNY…FUNNY…FUNNY…IT WOULD BE THE LEGEND OF HUMOR PLAGUE (MY READERS, YOU BETTER READ SO YOU CAN FOLLOW ALL THE TRAGIC FUTURE EPISODES AS IT PROGRESSSSESSSESSSES)…I GOTTA ARCHIVE THAT PICTURE FOR THE FUTURE OF TRAGEDY…OOOPS SORRY, PRESENT OF TRAGEDY AS WE GO INTO THE FUTURE…NASA, ISNT FLORIDA WHERE YOU LIVE…WHERE YOU GOT YOUR TOILET SPACE SHIT…OOOPS SORRY, SPACE STATION…YOU BETTER GET DOWN THERE AND FIGURE OUT WHAT’S GOING ON IN THAT BATHROOM TOILET SPACE SHIT STATION ENCLOSURE…MY READERS, DID I NOT SAY IT THIS MORNING THAT SCIENCE NEVER STOPS BEING AMAZING TO THIS inferior, unattractive, unintelligent woman…SURE THING…
Eleven year old Bami Dele is the experimental boy immune to what scientists get to know as the Femuran invasion. He and the chosen bearer of the only artificially engineered artedermal skin protector must get past every formidable detection of the Time Weavers. They must find the game inside a dead cat by a corner, finish the play, find the location of the secret of secret places, make the journey to get the Polarcapper and turn the wheels against their doomed fate.
A group of thieves sit around the fire to celebrate their heist. Before sunrise, they must solve the legend of humor plague or doom their fates.
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