My ADD dictionary says the word of the day today 3/22 is “DOUBLETHINK, ” which means “BELIEVING TWO CONTRADICTORY IDEAS AT THE SAME TIME!” And my ADD dictionary is sure a professional when it comes to such words. It’s an ADD dictionary telling me the word of the day is “DOUBLETHINK.” And here i would have thought the word is “THOUHTLESSNESS,” or “HEADLESSNESS” or “DEBT,” or “DBT” or such words like that I believe in but hey my readers, what do I know?
Author: ade ronke
OLD RACIST JOKES and OTHER STORIES!
DEWLOGIC BOOKS is where OLD RACIST JOKES go to DIE because they are SCIENTIFICALLY NONSENSE despite the fact that so called SCIENTISTS made the JOKES! AND SOME OLD RACIST JOKES LIVE IN THE VALLEYS! My readers I hear its news today that some SILICON VALLEY start ups are offering their workers $10,000 to GET OUTTA TOWN! Now, “DELOCATION” is truly a FUNNY TERM, because they can do their math a little bit better than that!
SAY WHAT!?
OF PIGGIE JARS AND SUPERMARKETS!
Yesterday, I dropped some coins onto the floor in the SUPERMARKET yesterday and refused to pick it up. That’s because my readers a SUPERMARKET is a PIGGIE JAR. You feed it your money on one side and it gives you your FOOD. There goes that for all FEEDERS, EAT! EAT! EAT! and KEEP EATING! Nothing but a PIGIE JAR EXISTENCE! UNLESS you go there to STEAL, all marketplaces are PIGGIE JARS. My readers, I often tell you that there are worse EVILS on earth than the KKK and I have SEEN IT! They never change, they’re never good and they’re always knocking on death’s door. Such, my readers why do you think I keep TWO COPYRIGHT NOTICES on the side of this SITE. I feed this PIGGIE JAR EVERYDAY and WORDPRESS the PIGGIE HOUSE gets to ADVERTISE! NOT FREE FOR EITHER OF US but I am the ONE and ONLY FEEDER! That’s also why I am sure that If I am not author and publisher making my book with my very own hands, you read absolutely NOTHING! ALL CONTENT ON THIS SITE, the THING THAT involves my mind and only mine is absolutely mine. FEEDING PIGGIE JARS and CALLING IT SOMETHING IS SHIT. WORSE than it, calling it good! ARE YA KIDDING!? EVERYONE has access to PIGGIE JARS! INSURANCES YOU SAY!? PIGGIE JARS ARE THE MOST EMPTY USELESS THINGS IN ALL POSSIBLE WORDS, UNLESS THAT IS, THEY ARE FEED. If you THINK IGNORANCE is a cool thing to continue to SUPPORT because you are a IGNORANT RACIST DEGENERATE WHO THINKS PIGGIE JARS RE WOMEN OR GIRLS OR SHIT LIKE THAT, why don’t you read more NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST. THAT WILL GET YOU SMARTER as sure as I am campaigning for my nominee in 4 years. They’re EVIL my readers, and they don’t change!
AN EXAMPLE!
SHUT THE HELL DOWN!
My readers, there are endless multi-variant versions of me saying “SHUT DOWN I DON’T WANT YOUR SHIT MONEY! If you buy my book from this site and i get the money then it is with my machine, with the book personally made by me, otherwise there is no possible world in which you read. OTHERWISE whoever the hell you are you SHUT DOWN I DON’T WANT YOUR SHIT MONEY. YOU CAN’T SHUT ME UP. EVER. PIGGIES MONIES is that in which you put your shit change in a PIGGY JAR and get it back after some while. Go there and read free. Which reminds me of the UTTER DESTRUCTION OF A BANK in SPOOF by SERIAL KILLING THIEF WHO STOLE A SERIAL KILLING MACHINE!
HERE!
SHUT DOWN SHITTY BANK GOES HERE!
INSURANCES!?
With GEICO CRACK STORIES about PIGS who think they are girls with GOLDEN CURLS, and bears with stolen DRUGS and LAPTOPS. I am reminded of the story of the THREE LITTLE PIGGIES with houses made of STRAWS and such and the BIG BAD WOLF HUFFING AND PUFFING away their HOUSES. Then you’ve got to ask how GEICO is ever going to protect the PIGGIES. And of course that gets me thinking abut the HYENA. If i ever wrote such a story I will use the HYENA because well, my readers, the one thing you’ll have to wonder is however in SHIT HELL GEICO ever convinced him to buy HOME INSURANCE. However in SHIT HELL!? Anyways my readers i went searching for the HYENA and found him courtesy NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, all the way down, all way, down , all way way past the MOUNTAIN GOLDEN MONKEY who is already all the way down, all the way! Here my readers, is a picture to make you think of possible CHAOTIC events as this picture was taken as that GEICO storyteller was approaching the HYENA to get him to buy HOME INSURANCE. If you think he merely just laughed, you are wrong:
OF KNOWLEDGE AND LIFE!
It is indeed true that the way you treat people especially people around you is all that matters in the end. If there is any knowledge in any possible after life, that is all the knowledge there is.
CRACK AND BARREL and OTHER STORIES!
As a STORYTELLER it is unimaginable that someone would tell a fake story and still tell it INCORRECTLY. How USELESS can that storyteller’s mind be!? Anyways so this story in this GEICO commercial truly goes like this: Once upon a TIME, TIME, TIME, TIME, TIME, there lived a LITTLE PIG who thought she was a GIRL with a GOLDEN HAIR. And this LITTLE PIG went into this THREE BEARS house and stole their CRACK, their COCAINE, their LAPTOP, their CRACK TV, and more. And so GEICO replaced the CRACK, the COCAINE, the LAPTOP, the CRACK TV, the rest of those and of course that furniture from CRACK AND BARREL. What GEICO forgot to tell you is that INSURANCE is something you have to first pay for. Clearly you’re an IDIOT if you think you can get those STOLEN things for free even when you’re on CRACK and reading CRACK STORIES. It’s all SO FUNNY REALLY!
CERTAINTY!
The greatest things that happen to me nowadays is my thoughts as i can use days to think before i write anything down. Everyone has eyes, everyone has teeth. The ability to never lack memory for the worst of times as sure as there are those, for the best of times, as sure as there are those, to trace back and forth from phase of thought to phase of thought is certainty. To know that true divination is never in bitter religion, vile blood or toxic friendships but in truth and the ability to do your own work and absolutely represent it as certainty. And finally to be able to die with and for what you belief in. The inability to retain mind is the worst fluke of all. I’m sure of it. I mean, who needs mind to work!?
CRIME OF THE FUTURE!
SOME EVIL attacked my old wordpress account and wordpress was uncompromisingly unsympathetic my readers. SO now I don’t care about what they do as long as you can not get the book without me. I check my book listings often just for dirruptions and the latest problem is the excerpt of HEA (HHEA!0 HORRORFULLY HAPPILY EVER AFTER that is). The excerpt was removed . THE CRIME OF THE FUTURE as far as I’m concerned is therefore people stealing my books from me at GUNPOINT! NO DOUBT! There is no way I will give my book out for free without some degenerate commuting a crime. AGAIN HEA EXCERPT!
I SURMISE
I SURMISE THAT CONFUSION IS CUMULATIVE!
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SAY WHAT!?
NOPE!!!!
CRAZY my readers that a DISGRACEFUL EXCUSE OF A PRESIDENT is different from a FAKE PRESIDENT who invites PERPETUAL CRIMES. NOPE, not the same NOPE, NOPE, NOPE NOPE! With one, you’re perpetually preventing crimes. And it’s pretty clear, you don’t come back when you’re dead. NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! INFINITY NOPE!
OF DEADENDS, LIBERAL PROGRESSION & KILLBILLIES (DLPK!?)
Have you ever watched one of those UNIMAGINABLY UNTHINKABLE movies in which the LIBERAL PROGRESSOR SCIENTIST walks through a DEADEND and the KILLBILLIES take to it!? A catastrophic causation calling on nothing but catastrophic events. The next thing you wonder if you have a brain is who the killer is because you’re smarter than to have to wonder who was killed!
WORSE!
OF CONFUSION AND CONFUSION!
CONFUSION is such a terrible excuse. And confusion works as long as it is allowed as an excuse. So much so that IGNORANCE is better a term than CONFUSION. I HATE CONFUSION! They’re running a RACIST DEGENERATIVE LIBERAL PROGRESSION, but they’re CONFUSED! They’re supporting a FUTURE of PERPETUAL CRIMES, but they’re CONFUSED! They’re walking towards a DEAD END FUTURE, but they’re CONFUSED! If you’re so confused, did you forget to ask the NASARIANS!? Or read more BESTSELLER BOOKS!? That reminds me that in 4 years I’m going to be campaigning for my nominee again. CONFUSION is a much WORSE SICKENING EVIL!
DIDN’T BOTHER!
At first I thought they said INTERNET OF SHIT, and then I thought I heard INTERNET OF TSHIRTS and then I thought I heard INTERNET of THINGS! And then I didn’t bother to ask which IT WAS!
INDEED!
My readers I heard SNOOP is SHOOTING PEOPLE in VIDEOS. That reminds me of my BOOK SPOOF where there are more inventive ways to kill. SNOOP is with the SUPERIORS my readers where all the money, privilege, drugs, diamonds, gold, and a lot more is. That will be all the way down, all the way, all the way, that’s where the SUPERIORS are. If you don’t believe me just go look outside. I told ya. INDEED!