SEA!

My readers, I am reading (naturally I might add) SCHOPENHAEUR’s ESSAYS and APHORISMS.  Before i show you the inside of it, I will ask you what you’re reading again. And how? Its okay to use artificial eyes. it’s okay and all. Just don’t fool yourself. In conclusion my readers, keeping in mind that I am not reading blind, and that when you consider the book and the author it spells out “SEA!” I have not met anyone who can prove to me that you can read a better book than me and no LOGGERHEAD on planet earth can ever claim to write for me. But most importantly my darling readers as you will never read me without my consent ever again, what and how eactly are you reading naturally? CHALLENGE: I dare you to try to read a better book than SCHOPENHAUER’S SEA! I am sure if you think about it you may come up with something but you’ll definitely need your mind won’t ya? SCHOPENHAUR, awesome mind. Now, a glimpse into the book I’m reading: