NO DOUBT

My readers, the SUPERIORS, BEN CARSON and his RICH FRIENDS be doing their thing. I ain’t got no rich friends my readers as sure as they ain’t got no real book. I am way too ugly to have a rich boyfriend and the boys won’t date this ugly woman with no FAST/FLASH CASH. And I ain’t got no FAST/FLASH CASH as sure as they ain’t got no real book. Clearly, it’s all quite scientific. That’s why I will always hate NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. NO DOUBT.