EVIL TO THE CORE (ON HALFASSED COMMITMENTS)

My readers, I have never agreed more HALFASSEDLY with something. How can Google commit to an ETERNITY OF EVIL-DOING, and (HIS!?) employees are not to be qualified as such!? I mean to SIT WITH AN HALF-ASS-CHEEK DIAGONALLY DOWN FOREVER and still vow commitment to UPRIGHTNESS!? How about this for a chance at UPRIGHTNESS, ‘GET OUT OF Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE’ I mean, my readers, you got to be freaking kidding me. EVIL TO THE CORE. If you’re IT, be IT fully. WHY LIE:!?