OF BEASTIALIATY AND THE PHYSICIST

My readers, there can not be any more amazing news today. A PHYSICIST is accussed of BEASTIALIATY, in lay TERMS”HUMPING THE DOG.” OH NASA, NASA, NASA, WHAT AN AMAZING NEWS NOT TO BE TOO AMAZING NOT TO BE AMAZING. My readers, you know I am not going to miss this opportunity. I can sing so, we are going to have to do an APPLE ANIMOJI MIX TAPE. Here it is, LISTEN… LISTEN … LISTEN …”… HUMPING THE DOG….HUMPING THE DOG… OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH… HUMPING THE DOG, HUMPING THE DOG… HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, OH…” JUST TO AMAZING NOT TO BE ON NASA’S GOLDEN RECORD SO THE ALIENS CAN HEAR IT. THEY’LL BE SO PROUD OF BEASTIALIATY, OOPS. I MEAN, HUMANITY.