OF SOUND WAVES AND TRAGIC IRONIES

My readers, have you met the new APPLE ANIMOJI ANIMES. THEY ARE TOO MUCH. And they can SING!? I’m like that’s the SHIT right there. They’ll be making gadgets and I will be like get out the way. That’s the stuff. That’s why you go to college. And I know how to sing. If I don’t sing naturally my readers, just for life and not for money, you won’t be able to hear a pin drop on the ocean surface. No, never. I do something like that and I will be like “OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH…” Now, my smart readers of naturally intelligent science fiction, here is the real issue : if you can not hear a pin drop on earth’s ocean surface, can you see it!? The intelligent answer from this questioner? YOU have to first go against EINSTEIN in ZERO SPACE and then experiment with an alternate reality in PLANET 19. Don’t worry NASA has the read my mind versions of my books. If you can prove to NASA, SCIENTIFICALLY that since they read my mind for the book nobody actually worked, you will get the book for free. Now, go prove it and get the answer. Hold on my readers, it’s that time, I feel like puking… now whatever is equivalent to this puke and can take my mind off it momentarily!? My readers, can you hear it….can you hear it…!? That’s the JAM:”HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO…” TRAGIC IRONIES, AS EVIL AS THEY ARE AMAZING AT THEFT. EVIL AS HELL.