DON’T

My readers, I just saw an ad on a TRUCK that says “ONE CALL OR TEXT CAN WRECK EVERYTHING.” ONE HELL OF AN AD THERE. And here is what I’ve got to say about that. DON’T CALL ME EXISTENTIALLY FOR ANY REASON. DON’T TEXT ME EXISTENTIALLY FOR ANY REASON. DON’T FREAKING, FREAKING, FREAKING THINK ABOUT IT.