WHEN

WHEN THE RED ASIAN WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE BLUE AND THE NEW YORK TIMES MARRIES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS. BUT DON’T WORRY THE ASIAN WOMAN IS NOT INCITING HATE, JUST FALSEHOOD, MENTAL DEGENERACY AND LIES, THEFT, MURDER, AND RAPE. YOU KNOW, ALL THE GOOD THINGS THE NEW YORK TIMES IS KNOWN FOR. FAKE IS WHAT FAKE DOES, TO THE CORE. THE NEW YORK TIMES, ALWAYS BE GETTING LOVE FROM MARS. ALWAYS. MY READERS, WHEN I THINK OF TECH, I SOMETIMES REPLACE THE WORD “ENABLED” WITH “DISABLED.” FOR EXAMPLE PEOPLE ON TWITTER TWITTING RED DOTS AND Day looks down at that UNREADABLE SHIT AND GOES, “WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT!?” NOTHING CRASHES A SHIT PARTY SET UP BY THE DISABLED MORE THAN Day’s existence.