OF SKULL, STICKS AND POLITICIANS ANAL BLEACHING

HE CLAIMS SHE MAKES A LIVING OFF “ANAL BLEACHING,” AND I’M THINKING THAT IS SUCH A SUPERBLY AMAZING PHRASE. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON IN THAT NEWS BUTT… OOPS I MEAN… NEWS BIT, THE PHRASE IS JUST TOO AMAZING. SO MY READERS, ONE DOESN’T WORK FOR A LIVING THE OTHER ONE ANAL BLEACHES. AND GOT ME THINKING FURTHER WHICH ONE COULD BE WORSE: HOMELESS WOMAN WALKING AROUND WITH SKELETON SKULL ON A STICK OR POLITICIAN ANAL BLEACHING!?