MY READERS, THIS MONKEY IS DREAMING OF. WRITING. UNDERWATER WRITING. I THINK THAT’S HIS SPECIALTY, ABACADABRA KIND OF STUFF, MAGICAL WORLDS IF. ELVES AND HOBBITSSES. I TOLD YOU NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS ARE WRITTEN BY MONKEYS. THEY’RE THE BEST… IS HE DREAMING OF WRITING WITH SHIT SNOW OUTSIDE!? WHATEVER IN HELL IS HE WRITING WITH… MY READERS, LOOK AT IT, DO YOU THINK THE SCIENTISTS ARE. CORRECT ABOUT IT HAVING FUNCTIONING IMPAIRMENT OF THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX… DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE HAS BARIN DAMAGE… DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE’S BUSY READING SOMEONE ELSE’S. MIND IS HE MEDITATING LIKE THE INDIAN BUDDHA…!? WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE!? DONT ASK ME. I’M WAY TO UNATTRACTIVE, UNINTELLIGENT AND INFERIOR FOR THAT ONE… GO ASK NASA… NASA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THAT MONKEY’S WRITING STYLE IS…:
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