THE MYSTERIOUS. AND AMAZING SCIENCE OF DECAPITATED BODIES…

DARNIT MY READERS, EL CHAPO THE DRUG DEALER HAS GOTTEN SO FAT. IT MUST BE THOSE AMAZING STEAKS THEY’RE EATING IN PRISON. IMAGINE IF I DONT HAVE TO WORK FOR MY FOOD. I’LL BE EATING THE SNAKE(OOPS I MEAN…)… STEAK…EATING THE SNAKE(OOPS I MEAN)… STEAK…EATING SNAKE (OOPS I MEAN…)… THE STEAK… INMATES HAVE IT SOOO GOOOD… AND WITH THIS BIT OF NEWS… WE’VE COME TO OUR PICTURE OF THE Day SO AMAZING IN FACT… I WILL COUPLE IT WITH ANOTHER AMAZING SCIENCE PICTURE: