AS THE SNOW POURS DOWN OUTSIDE I REALIZE THAT THE WHITE DUNKIN DONNUT CUP IS THE FAKEST THING ON EARTH. NOT ONLY IS IT A FAKE CUP. IT IS ALSO A SCIENTIFIC IMPOSSIBILITY. IT TAKES THE DUMBEST DUMBASS ASSHOLE SCIENTIST TO IMAGINE IT REAL… THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WORLD FOR THAT REALITY… THE RED COFFEE CUP. ON THE OTHER HAND… COFFE AND WHITE CUPS ARE ABSOLUTE IMPOSSIBILITIES… YOU KNOW WHO YOU CAN GO TO WHEN YOU WANNA FAKE YOU ARE THE BEST REALITY SCIENCE CAN NEVER EXPLAIN DONT YA. WHERE THAT MONKEY WITH THE PHD AT!? I MEAN, THE OTHER ONE, THE SMARTER ONE, THE MONKEY. MONKIES, SO SMART. AND THEY LIKE ANSWERING QUESTIONS TO HELP SOLVE SOME OF THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MYSTERIES IN THE WORLD. TRY ASKING MY READERS, “HEY MONKEY, GREAT SCIENTIST, WHERE THE FREAK IN HELL DID YOU COME OUT OF!? OF COURSE YOU WANT THIS KNOWLEDGE AS THE MOON GOES BLOOD RED!? WHAT THINKING PERSON WOULDN’T ASK THAT QUESTION!? :
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