WHY LIE…

MY READERS, I SAW A CAUCASIAN MALE CROSS THE STREET YESTERDAY AND NO ONE CALLED THE POLICE. HERE THERE WERE WITNESSES. I DIDN’T WANT TO BE WHERE HE WAS SO I CROSSED THE TO THE OTHER SIDE. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE #1 CAUSE OF DEATH FOR MALE CAUCASIANS IS A TRIAD OF EVENTS: DRUGS, ALCOHOL, AND SUICIDE. HE CROSSED THE STREET HIGH ON ALCOHOL, DRUGS AND ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. SO I CROSSED THE STREET TO THE OTHER SIDE. THE NEXT TIME SOME IDIOT HIGH ON DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE CALLS ABOUT A BLACK WOMAN, THIS BLACK WOMAN, STOP HIM RIGHT THERE BEFORE HE SAYS SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE PAPA JAMES WATSON CHECK FOR THE SANITY OF HIS MIND. AND WASTING YOUR SHIT WORTHLESS TIME ON A THINKING NOT HIGH ON DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND NONCRIMINAL WOMAN. ASK HIM, “ARE YOU DRUNK, HIGH ON COCAINE AT THE MOMENT SIR AND ABOUT TO KILL YOURSELF!? SHOULD WE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, OOPS I MEAN THE AMBULANCE FOR YOU!? YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE. CONCERN FOR HIS LIFE AS YOU USUALLY ARE. WHY LIE AND COME AND HARRASS ME!?