MY READERS, SCIENTISTS DRILLED ALL THE WAY THROUGH ANTARCTICA’S ICE. AND ALL I’VE GOT TO ASK IS, “DID YOU FIND HER!?” THAT WOMAN YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WHO DEFINITELY LIVES IN THERE. MY READERS, THEY FOUND SHIT NOTHING. THEY CAME OUT AS EMPTY HANDED AND EMPTY HEADED AS THEY WENT IN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MENTALLY DEGENERATE EVOLUTIONISTS HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT WOMAN!? THEY’RE RETARDS. THEY ARE BONAFIDE UNINTELLIGENT RETARDS. BUT DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. GO BUY MORE NASA NEW YORK TIMES ICE EVOLUTION BOOKS… YOU WILL SEE JUST HOW EXCITING THESE ICE BOOKS ARE… THE ATOMICITY BOUNCES ABOUT LIKE NOTHING ELSE IMAGINABLE. EVEN IF YOU CALL IT PORN BOOKS. I WILL HAVE TO BE A DEGENERATE TO BUY PORN BOOKS MADE OUT OF ICE. I WILL HAVE TO BE EXTREMELY UNINTELLIGENT. IT’S EXTREMELY UNSCIENTIFIC. BUT OH NO, NASA NEW YORK GOT THE BOOKS… GO BUY MORE WHILE I PUKE… MY READERS, THE ICE FINDERS… NO DOUBT I BELIEVE I. FINDER’S KEEPER’S. ANY SHIT YOU FIND IN THERE IS ALL YOURS… JUST GET OUT OF Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. MEANWHILE NASA SELLS THE READ MY MIND VERSION OF A DIFFERENT SORT OF VOYAGE QUITE RELEVANT.. NASA HAS 0LANET 19:
