DID I SAY READ…!?

MY READERS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? SILICON VALLEY IS NOW IMPLICATED IN THE COLLEGE MASSACRE SCANDALS…OOPS, I MEAN COLLEGE ADMISSION SCANDAL…THEY BE COLLEGING… COLLEGING… COLLEGING…NOW GO BUY MORE OF that COLLEGE MASSACRE…OOPS, I MEAN COLLEGE BOOKS. WHERE THOSE HARVARD_STANFORD_COLUMBIA_YALE_NASA_YORK_TIMES_BOOKS AT? WHERE AUNT BECKY AT. AUNT BECKY, COME SHOW TEEM WHAT THOSE BOOKS REALLY LOOK LIKE(I KNOW AINT NOBODY WHO CANT READ THOSE LIES. DID I SAY READ?):