I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MISS THIS BIT OF NEWS MY READERS. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ARREST A MAN WHO CONFESSES TO “EATING ASS?” HERE IS A BETTER ONE, ARRESTED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, “HERE …OOPS, HOW IS MY DRIVING? CALL 1800-EAT-SHIT…THE ONLY THING ALL CAR DRIVERS ESPECIALLY THOSE IN PORTUGAL WHO LIVE IN SHIT WORTHLESS THOUGHTLESS CARS DO IS “EAT ASS AND EAT SHIT.” THERE IS NO CAR WORTH ANY MORE THAN THAT…NOW, DID I NOT TELL AT&T THOSE NUMBERS ARE THE SHIT, CHANGE THEM OR NOT? THE ONLY NUMBER THAT CAN BEAT “1800 EAT SHIT” IS “I 800 ASS MORE”…HOW YOU GONNA BE INFRINGING UPON ONE AND ONLY ONE AMENDMENT RIGHT ASS MORE…? ASSMORE SOUNDS LIKE A COUNTRY THOSE RED ROYAL BABIES LIVE, SOMEWHERE IN BRITAIN, UP IN SOME EATSHIT CASTLE…YOU DONT SEE ANYONE HARASSING THOSE TYRANNOUS PEOPLE…LEAVE THE ASS EATERS ALONE…LET THEM EAT AS MUCH ASS ASS THEY WANT…WHAT? IT ‘S ONLY ASS…NOTHING MORE REALLY….
ON FREEDOM OF THE ONE AMENDMENT EATSHIT AND ASSMORE CASTLES…
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