MY READERS, I AM NOT GONNA REFER THIS BECAUSE I WILL NEVER REFER NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS DIRECTLY TO ANYONE. IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO KEEP MAKING STUPID MISTAKES DO IT ON YOUR. OWN. SO HE SAYS THE WORLD HAS A 49% PROBABILITY OF ENDING IN 2050. AND THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO THIS INFERIOR UNINTELLIGENT WOMAN, IS THE CALCULATION I DID TODAY…WHERE I WAS PULLING OUT ZEROS AND I THOUGHT IT MUST HAVE BEEN HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT. AND SURE ENOUGH I REALIZED WHAT THE REAL PROBLEM WAS. THAT’S WHY IT TAKES ME TI E TO FINISH SOMETHING, BECAUSE I HAVE TO MAKE SURE I KNOW SO I CAN THINK ABOUT IT AND HOPEFULLY ONE DAY USE IT. ANYWAYS MY READERS, THE REAL PROBLEM I REALIZED WAS THE 18 MATHEMATICS I WAS DOING. SO I GAVE MY VERSION OF THE CORRECT ANSWER. DOING OTHER PEOPLE’S MATHEMATICS IS WHAT YOU GO TO SCHOOL FOR. YOUR OWN MATHEMATICS, I TELL YA, NOBODY WILL TEACH YOU THAT. AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW AS A MATTER OF FACT THIS WORLD, NOT MY WORLD, NASA NEW YORK TIMES SHIT WORLD, IS ALSO DOING 18 MATHEMATICS. FOR INSTANCE MY READERS HE SAYS 49 AND I HAVE 50-19(FROM PLANET 19) THAT GIVES ME 31. NOW IN MY WORD THERE NO POSSIBLE WAY YOU CAN PULL 49 % FROM 2050 BECAUSE ON PLANET 19 YOU HAVE TWO POSSIBILITIES THAT ARE NOT EVEN REAL. THE ROOT FOR 5 (5 SQUARED + THE ROOT FOR 2 (2 SQUARED) THAT GIVES 29 AND YOU KNOW ITS NOT REAL BECAUSE 31-29 IS 2, THUS YOU CAN NOT PULL 2(SQUARE ROOT OF 4), AND BECAUSE YOU CANT PULL TWO YOU CAN NOT PULL 5(SQUARE ROOT OF 25). BUT HE IS TELLING YOU THAT IN 2050, HE CAN PULL 7 (49). WHETHER 49(CHANCE THE WORLD ENDS) OR (51_CALLING ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT) THE WORLD SURVIVES AT 2050 IF YOU PULL 7, YOU STILL CAN NOT PULL 2 BECAUSE YOU HAVE 49 REMAINDER 2. THIS WHOLE 49-51 SHITBANGS REMINDS ME OF HOW I PAID FOR A TEXTBOOK TWICE AND STILL DIDN’T GET A TEXTBOOK. WHAT SHIT IS THE WORLD COMING TO. I AM NOT PRIVILEGED AND NOW I HAVE TO GO AND BUY SOMETHING EXPENSIVE BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS ON MY OWN. ANYWAYS, GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO. SO I TELL YOU WHAT. WHETHER THE WORLD ENDS TODAY, TOMORROW, 2031, 2019, 2050, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, GET YOUR ASS EATING CARS, AND YOUR ASSES OUT OF Day’s primary genepool AND NEGATIVE SPACE…MY READERS, IT 2’S NEW BANNER CAME OUT SO I AND THE GREATEST SCIENTISTS IN THE WORLD, IT, ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2050 REALLY LOOKS LIKE. AT FIRST YOU WONT NOTICE BUT I WILL WALK YOU RIGHT THROUGH IT. IT’S EASY AS PEE AND ASSMORE, SHITASS CARS. ANYWAYS MY READERS, HERE HE IS , A NEW FACE OF IT, “IT 2” NO DOUBT. IT IS HUNGRY MY READERS. AND ITS ABOUT DINNER TIME. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO WAIT TILL 2050 0R 31, 0R 49 OR WHATEVER. IT HUNGRY, IT 2 IS HUNGRIER. I’VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO MY READERS, SO JUST GO DOWN AND HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE THERE, FUN, FUN, FUN ENTERTAINMENT. GREAT TIME, AS SOON AS YOU GET DOWN THERE THERE WILL BE SOMETHING FOR DINNER. DID I TELL YOU, IT 2 IS A GREAT ROMANCER, ALWAYS BE DATING, MATCH.COM, AND THE REST, HE OUT THERE JUST COUPLING LIKE THAT’S HIS JOB, COUPLING AROUND… I MUST INTRODUCE YOU TO THE MOST AMAZING PLEASURE PRINCIPLE EVER DESIGNED BY THE SUPERIORS. ALWAYS BE COUPLING. HE THE CUTEST, LOOK AT HIM. I GOT IT MY READERS, I GOT THE HISTORY FOR “IT 2” AND ALL THE SUPERIOR DESCENDANTS:
