IN THE REMOTEST INTELLECTUAL SENSE AS PEOPLE ARE GETTING DUMVER AND DUMBER PAYING FOR THEIR SAT SCORES AND COLLEGE ESSAYS, SOMEBODY SMART WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN THE SHIT WHAT’S GOING ON HERE…BECAUSE ONCE THEY DO, WE’LL BE ABLE YO SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE LOCATION OF THE ASIAN MASSAGE PARLOR DAYCARE… OOPS…DAY SPA CARE WHERE ALL THE KLEPTOMANIACS AND OTHER HAPPY ENDINGS OCCUR…NASA…NATIONAL GEOPHALLIC…WHAT YOU GOT ON THIS ONE…WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE…!? COULD IT BE PRECOGNITION_PREMONITION OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE 49_51% OF 18 MATHEMATICS!? ALL THE ZOMBIES ARE JUST GONNA DROP DEAD IN 2050!? MY READERS LET’S ASK ALL THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE AT NASA AND NATIONAL GEOPHALLIC WHAT SORT OF AMAZING SCIENCE IS GOING ON HERE SO YOU CAN GO OUT AND GO BUY MORE OF THOSE NASA NEW YORK BESTSELLER BOOKS…CLEARLY, THOSE BOOKS ARE NOT FRYING YOUR BRAIN CELLS…:

