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MY OUT OF ZOMBIE LANE TEST RUN AT HANNAFORD GOES THUS. SO THE CASHIER A MALE, DOESN’T BOTHER TO SCAN THE PRODUCTS BEFORE HE TOOK THE MONEY IN FRONT OF ME. SO I TOOK IT BACK FROM. IT SURE DOES LOOK AS MUCH LIKE THEFT AS THE LAST TIME. BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE SOMEONE’S MONEY WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. IF I DON’T BUY SOMETHING, YOUCANT JUST TAKE MY MONEY. ANYWAYS, HE SAID HE WAS TIRED. HE SURE LOOKED IT. SO WE LET IT GO THAT ONE. THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF THE WHOLE OUT OF THE VAMPIRE LANE EPISODE IS MY CHANGE WHICH WAS $0.11, I PAID $8 TOTAL, SEVEN IN CASH AND 4-25CENTS COINS IN CHANGE. I GOT BACK ELEVEN CENTS. NOTHING ELSE MATTERED EXCEPT THAT I WAS THERE AND WAS THE ONE WHO BOUGHT WHATEVER AND GOT THE CHANGE. NOTHING ELSE MATTERED, AT LEAST NOT TO ME. MY READERS, IT IS HILARIOUS; IT REMINDS ME OF THIS MALE RELATIONSHIP GURU ON YOUTUBE, THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP PARADIGM HE SETS UP AS A MODEL FOR HIS STUDENTS, THE RETARDS, THAT I DON’T FAIL. THAT TELLS YA HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE I AM IN THE_1_THE_1 NASA NEW YORK TIMES WORLD HE LIVES IN. I FAIL, FAIL, FAIL. I FAIL WOEFULLY. HE ONLY TEACHES THE RETARDS TO GO AFTER 7,8,9 AND 10’S. AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHIT 1 IS…I’M NOT EVEN 1…AND THE GURU TEACHES CLASSES ON HOW TO GET AND SLEEP WITH 7’S,8’S,9’S AND 10’S WITH THEM PAYING JUST $1 THE FIRST MONTH. THEY ACTUALLY PAY. MIND BOGGLING…ANYWAYS I CAN TEACH THE GURU A THING OR TWO FROM MY FAILURE OF ALL HIS TEACHINGS…HE’S MISSING SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MY READERS…YOU SEE, UNLIKE ME, THE BLONDE IS SO MUCH THE I, THAT SHE IS THE 1, THE 2, THE 3, THE 4, THE 5. THE 6, THE 7, THE 8, THE 9, THE 10…NO THE UNTHINKABLE NARCISSISM DOESN’T END THERE, SHE IS THE 11…OH YEAH, SO MUCH THE 1 THAT SHE SCORED A MUCH HIGHER SCORE THAN REALISTICALLY AVAILABLE..SHE IS AN 11 OUT OF 10…AND OH OH NO, MY CHANGE IS $0.11…IF YOU COULD, YOU COULD CALL THAT IRRATIONAL MATHEMATICS. BECAUSE IF YOU CAN NOT CALL IT THAT, YOU MUST THEN CALL IT SERIAL KILLER MATHEMATICS…REGARDLESS… IT IS THE MATHEMATICS I FAIL BECAUSE I’M STILL ASKING, “WHAT SHIT 1!?”…AND SHE’S ASKING, “AM I A SERIAL KILLER:!?”