SO THE LUNAR WATER SHIT FAILED WOEFULLY THIS MORNING…THOUGHTLESS SHIT…THE SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH ANOTHER STORY AS SCIENCE IS NOW DEF8NED AS PROBABILITY STORIES LIKE BLACKJACK AND POKER PLAYERS MAKE UP AS THEY GO…ANYWAYS THEY CAME UP WITH A THEORY OF PARALLEL UNIVERSES…AND I SAY WE SHOULD TEST THA5 SHIT…WE HAVE TO USE 18 MATHEMATICS TO DO THAT SHIT…EARTH HAS A PRIMARY UNITARY PARALLEL UNIVERSE…NASA GOT THE UNITARY PENIS ROCKET VERSION, IN OTHER WORDS, EARTH IS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE TO ITS OWN SCIENTIFIC REALITY…AND THEN 8 MORE PARALLEL UNIVERSES TO HELP THE UNITARY PENIS…I MEAN ROCKET PARALLEL ALONG ON ITS PARALLEL AGAINST EARTH’S SCIENTIFIC ILL_REALITY PARALLEL UNIVERSES…NO, THEY’RE NOT RE5ARDS…THEY’RE SCIENTISTS…ANYWAYS SO WHEN THESE EDUCATED FOOLS…OOPS, FOLKS ASKS HOWEVER DO TORNADOES HAPPEN?…I’M LIKE DIDNT JUST HEAR ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSE THAT TRAVELS FROM UNSCIENTIFIC ILL REALITY TO THE NEXT? YOU SEE MY READERS, BY THE 18 MATHEMATICS AND LAWS OF LUNAR WATER AND PARALLEL UNITARY PENIS_OOPS_ROCKET PARALLEL UNIVERSES, HOLY BANANAS DEGENERATE DOLPHINS CAUSED THE CAR TO EXIST, AND THE CAR CAUSED THE TORNADOES TO OCCUR…NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT IS HOW TORNADOES OCCUR SO YOU CAN PREDICT IT…NO THEY ARE NOT RETARDS…THEY ARE NASA NEW Y9RK TIMES BESTSELLING SCIENTISTS…JUST LOOK AT HOW THIS AMAZING SHIT WORKS:
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