TRUMP THE TEENAGE KILLER AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

MY READERS, IT IS OFFICIAL…TEENAGERS ARE SO SAD ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF TRUMP TAKING TIKTOK AWAY, THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE AS SOON AS THAT HAPPENS…QUICK, START WRITING THEIR OBITUARIES…AND DON’T FORGET TO WRITE ON THEIR DEATH-STONE-EPITAPH, “TRUMP ALREADY HORRIBLE, EVEN MORE SO FOR CAUSING MY DEATH…”