My readers, Ivanka Trump is complaining about being accused of IRS fraud. And people are mocking this. A PUN PLAY on her or not, it is really crazy isn’t it? In fact you can almost not see it if you’re privileged: “THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE THE VICTIM OF A CRIME OR FRAUD.” Ideally, it should not matter who is being victimized. It should be important that everyone should work together to catch the perpetrators of the crime. The moral, social, economic status of the person being victimized should not matter or all sense of morality and ethics especially from the KANTIAN PRINCIPAL PERSPECTIVE dissipated as WORTHLESS SHIT. Ideally, that is my readers. So let me give you a different view of “THE PAYPAL SITUATION” SO YOU CAN HELP IF YOU CAN. Because I can not stop being human, this crime spree must stop, one way or the other.
So here I spin off this YOUTUBE story of a SCAM ARTIST. It is the story of an INDIAN SCAMMER who wants $9000 dollars in TARGET GIFT CARDS for every successful crime engaged(we assume he is trying not to pay taxes in asking for that amount), AND(A LOGICAL CONJUNCTION) that of the SITUATION(FROM THE JERSEY SHORE) DRIVING AROUND IN SOME CARTOONISH SHEEP WHITE FAKE GREEN PIECES OF SHIT CAR AND DEPOSITING $9000 in DIFFERENT (AND MANY) banks. One is making sure earned money is not reported and the other is making sure scammed money is not reported.
Now, there are inevitable scientific implication of what must be a logical conjunction here. Every time the INDIAN SCAMMER GETS $9000 TARGET GIFT CARD, THE SITUATION DEPOSITS 4 $9000 amounts in 4 different banks(a 1-5 conjunction ratio dynamics...You may look at this as some opposing crime spree but I already anchored this as a logical conjunction because it is. The combinatorics sum for this logical problem is $45,000. This crime sprees have to be solved with patience and intelligence, not otherwise. So we take simple steps. What should be our primal objective here my readers?
It is simple really that we must deduce that it necessary that our objective be that we must pay taxes at least once, so we must make sure there is some $10,000 taxable in the IRS’s view. That is , we must establish a container which can not be indirectly subjugated or submerged into a deep sea of toxic and abject parasitism, theft and keep the proof of it Now, because this enigma implies a logical conjunction, we must be careful what we do as what we do in one case must affect the other. So what do we do? How do we solve this? Ivanka, can you help us solve this puzzle?
No doubt my readers I am a Sarah Palin person. Nobody is dumb or anti-intellectual to reason and you may be shocked what comes out of ordinary people even when they are wrong or incorrect in their assumptions or foundations. Besides, if I ever dared not listen to opposing voices, I will be devaluing myself to those who preach SHIT INCLUSION ECONOMIC, INTELLECTUAL OR OTHERWISE but never practice it. Now to them, NASA, CAMBRIDGE, HARVARD, ALL THOSE POISON IVY LEAGUERS_S OOPS, I MEAN IVY LEAGUER_S…WHAT DO WE DO…WANNA HELP US SOLVE THIS?
MY READERS, LET’S GIVE THEM A SECOND. THEY’RE THE SMARTEST AMONG US … THEY ACTUALLY THINK BEFORE THEY SPEAK…OF COURSE THAT’S NOT A PUN…HOW IS THAT A PUN…ITS A FACT OR SOMETHING LIKE IT…CALL ME MAYBE…OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT…help us out…how do we solve this enigmatic puzzle…we want to be able to report and pay taxes, at least once…go on tell us…anyone wanna help? Whoever solves this is more than a genius my readers…much more than a hero…something else entirely must be…
Me? My readers, you may have a different idea but I think we should do it as simply as it is. Because these two crimes or rather crime sprees have a logical conjunction relativity between them, we have to take from the deficiency and feed to the parasite… We take $10,000 from the SITUATION’S 4 deposits total, buy a $10,000 gift card and give to the INDIAN SCAMMER…we now have $10,000 in tax payable sum and $26,000 deficiency existential theft car driving shit sheep white and fake green monies. Why is this my choice of solution? My readers, because of all the twelve years of SHIT SLAVES, I HAVE NOT A SINGLE SLAVE, WE MUST INCUR A NON-ELEMENTAL DEFICIENCY PRETENDING LIFE. In this case, the 13th element is a parasitic induction. And if you have gotten slightly smarter since the last time you read a real book (that small excerpt that is THE QUEST FOR THE DATAR), YOU MUST REALIZE THE 26 (13X2) ARE PARASITIC PARALLEL PULSARS…only the smart can solve these enigmatic crime spree puzzles my readers…on that I have no doubt…
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