The tumbler down and other horrors… ooops, I mean sports…

Rolling thunder: Contestants chase cheese wheel down a hill in chaotic UK race

https://apnews.com/article/uk-gloucester-cheese-rolling-extreme-sport-435d6cc4863a48fc9fba417210aac606

Clearly, he a fool. My readers, it is either London Party(remixed in attune) or the HUMPTY DUMPTY poem. It takes physics to know why he shouldn’t be tumbling on his HEAD AND HEELS over cheese wheels doesn’t IT NASA?