One Ring to fool and rule them all

Magic the Gathering ‘Lord of the Rings’ pack prices plummet as the One Ring has finally been found.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering-lord-of-the-rings-pack-prices-plummet-as-the-one-ring-has-finally-been-found/

My readers, this thoughtless individual killing, life killing, nature killing, freedom hating piece of shit ring was never lost. It is what it is, never lost, dark cored, looks as it does and just gets lighter and lighter in reflection space-a cult if I’ll and harm pretending good and religion. One Ring to fool them and rule them all with thoughtless evil lies. They finally found a never-lost ring. Hilarious.