Read “Planet Nine Might Not Be a Planet At All… But Something Else Entirely” on SmartNews: https://l.smartnews.com/p-2wURs/Jxu8Sq
The mysterious hypothetical planet, somewhere beyond the orbit of Pluto, has so far evaded all our efforts to find it. We get it. It’s very dark, very cold, and very far away, none of which is conducive to detection. And we have only a vague notion about where it might be. There’s a lot of sky out there, and only one dark mote.
Wait till you meet Planet 10, way, way outside the axial proximity of de-planeted pluto. Where did you get those colored pencils in space, you… Where did you get the reflection space colored pencils in space, you axiomatic fools. To get those, you find a bald spot on earth where the Caucasian lives and there is no oxygen but that from external relativity.
If you think you can use the cover of my album to draw Senseless shit… You’re freaking idiots. Fake science news media my readers. Indulge me. Please. They’re freaking hilarious… Drawing Caucasian space colors in corresponding non-particulate non relative space. You’re hilariously idiotic…
I will debut longer form personal, experiential, and spiritual essays next year. I want to continue to do meaningful work. Help me conquer those who steal life, labor and liberty. Thank you.
When I realized comedy can be described as the things I say and do as well as the things I don’t say and do, I knew it was for me. I was seeing and hearing all kinds of shit that couldn’t be happening in the dreams and the nightmare we call society. I believe they call that crazy. You don’t need any proof. Someone just has to appear to have more potential at succeeding than you and you can make shit up about them. Better than that, you can plot to make them what you say they are. There’s always a ridicule am yet to encounter and the punches just keep coming. It is no miracle I survived. I am now more than qualified to tell comedically twisted true tales as a part of the jazz music festival, half time music. half time comedy. it is hilarious. In fact it is now a comedic-jazz music festival. Your receipts for music by ril and the free books for life cause mean the world to me. Help achieve justice.
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