THE WORTHLESSNESS OF NEWSERS… CREEPY, THOUGHTLESS AND WILD…

I WONDER HOW THEY WAKE UP AND GO, “THESE PEOPLE MUST LIKE US,” BECAUSE WE BRING THEM NEWS AND WE ALWAYS TRY TO FORCE THE WORTHLESSNESS OF OUR NEWS DOWN THEIR HEADLESS THROAT. WHAT PEOPLE!? THE UNINTELLIGENT IDIOTIC LOWLIFES OUT THERE!? DON’T THEY ALWAYS DO THEIR JOBS THOUGH, MAKING TRUMP MORE LIKEABLE THAN HE TRULY IS. YOU LOOK AT THEM. YOU LOOK AT HIM. AND YOU REALLY HAVE NO CHOICE DO YOU!? THEY ARE RETARDS…

WORTHLESS IMPERSONAL NEWS…

IF YOUR NEWS APP THINKS YOU WILL FALL FOR WORTHLESS DEGENERATE SHIT AS. PERSONALIZED NEWS, THEY ARE ALREADY THAT WORTHLESS DEGENERATE SHIT YOU ARE PRETENDING TO FALL FOR… DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THEY THINK EVERYTHING IS FINE AND THEN YOU JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE BECAUSE IT IS A DEGENERATE RETARD…

OF GREAT IDEAS… AND OTHER SCIENCE STORIES….

MY READERS, SHE’S A BLONDE POLITICIAN AND HAS GREAT IDEAS THE BEST OF WHICH YET IS, LACK OF FREEDOM FOR ALL INDIVIDUALS ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE LIBERALS(BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE THE UNINTELLIGENT RETARDS WHO KEEPS IMAGINING SHE IS BLUE) AND VOTER SUPRESSION. AREN’T THOSE THE GREATEST IDEA ANYONE EVER HAD!? AND YOU WILL THINK I MAKE MY VERY LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND GREAT IDEAS UP.

RAINS AND SNOWS PENNIES FORM THE HEAVENS…

IT IS SNOWING OUT THERE AND RED LOBSTER IS OUT THERE LIVING, EXISTING IN THE ICE, THROWING THE BLONDE OUT OF SHIT WORTHLESS NOWHERE TO GO EXIST WHERE!? SHIT SENSELESS NOWHERE AS WELL. WELL, IT IS PROVEN. ANIMALS. WHO CALL THEMSELVES HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE MOST UNINTELLIGENT AND THOUGHTLESS EXISTENCE ON EARTH…I REPEAT UNINTELLIGENT AND THOUGHTLESS… HERE COMES MAN-NA FROM HEAVEN AND A STATE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT NOTHINGNESS… THE OGRE ALBATROSS KING MAKES. MORE. SENSE. NO DOUBT.

THE AMAZING… AMAZING… AMAZING… STEPHEN KING…

LOOK WHO DESERVES TO BE TROLLEDLIKE HAWKINS ON DRUNKEN BIRDS TO AN EVIL GOD. WHO IN THE HELL IN SHITHE’LL IS AFRAID OF STEPHEN KING. TROLL THE SHITHE’LL OUT OF HIM. TROLL HIM. HE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT OGRE INSECT BOOK, THAT ALBATROSS KING BOOK. HE SHOULDA. USE “AMAZING” ANYTIME, ANYWHERE YOU WANT FOR HIM. USE IT HAPAHAZARDLY. HE’S WAY TOO AMAZING… AMAZING… AMAZING… WHERE IT AT TO SHOW YOU JUST HOW AMAZING:

ON CONSCIOUS SYMMETRY

MY READERS, THIS ORGANISM OR AS THEY MAY ORGRE INSECT REMINDS ME OF THIS INSECT WHICH KEPT BUGGING ME TODAYI INTENTIONALLY FLIPPED AS HAWKINS MAY A DRUNKEN BIRD AT AN EVIL GOD TO SEE IF IT COULD UNINVERT AND IT COULDN’T DO IT. IT JUST KEPT RAISING ITS LEGS AND HANDS AS IT MAY BE ON INSECTS AND I HAD TO FILM HIM AND UNINVERT HIM . WHY!? THAT IS AN ORGANISM UNLIKE THE OGRE INSECT WHICH TRULY EXISTS WITH CONSCIOUS AND TRUE SYMMETRY.

MOST AMAZING GO SCAM ME EVER…

NO DOUBT… THEY MADE IT ALL UP LIKE LOOTERS AT THE AFTERMATH OF A STORM THEY KNOW SHIT NOTHING ABOUT... THEY MADE IT ALL UP… REMINDS ME OF NASA NEW YORK TIMES GO SCAM ME THIEVES AND READERS. REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS NASA DOESN’T KNOW. AND NEITHER DO THE IDIOTS WHO READ UNLESS THE SCAM IS REVEALED… HOW!? GO BUY MORE NASA NEW YORK TIMES GO SCAM ME BOOKS… THAT’S HOW…

TOLD YOU SHE COMING BACK…

MY READERS, LOOK WHAT THE BLONDE IS UP TO SINCE YESTERDAY WHEN RED BONEHEAD LOBSTER THREW HER OUT. I TOLD YOU SHE’S COMING BACK. RED LOBSTER IS YET CONFUSED ABOUT THEIR OWN IDENTITY BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL READING SHIT NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. MY READERS, THE BLONDE IN WHAT THE NEWS CALL “INHUMANE” AND I CALL ‘UNTHINKABLE’, THE BLONDE IS ARRESTED OVER 44 FROZEN DOGS AND AT LEAST 130 LIVE DOGS… WHO DOES THAT!? CLEARLY SOMEONE WHO NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC HELP. EVIL CAN’T KEEP HIDING BEHIND YOU FOR SO LONG WITHOUT YOU BEING RECOGNIZED AS EVIL… RED LOBSTER… SHE COMING BACK…

USED TO… USED TO…

IF THE JEW GOT TOO DRUNK AT DRAKES PARTY, IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL. IT’S NEVER BIGGER AND BIGGER. IN FACT THERE IS NO BIGNESS IN IT HOWEVER MUCH BUSINESS THERE COULD BE IN IT. IN FACT DRAKE WAS ALWAYS DRUNK BEFORE HE LOST HIS MIND. HE USED TO THINK… USED TO… USED TO…

BONEHEAD RED LOBSTER EVICTING THEIR VERY OWN SENSELESS ASSES…

MY READERS, RED LOBSTER KICKED A RED WOMAN OUT OF RED LOBSTER, SO WHERE SHE GON GO!? HELL NO. THEY CAN’T THROW HER OUT. SHE BELONGS THERE. SHE BETTER NOT BE HEADED MY WAY… SHE BETTER BE HEADED TO THE RED LOBSTER IN TEXAS… HELL TO THE FREAK HELL TO THE NO… HOW THE FREAK ARE THE LOSERS AT RED LOBSTER THROWING HER OUT. MY READERS, I THROW MYSELF OUT, THEN I THROW THEM OUT. HOW THE FREAK IN THE SHIT SHITHE’LL RED LOBSTER LIVE IN ARE THEY THROWING HER OUT…YOU THINK SHE’S THIEVING FROM YOU!? YOU’RE UNINTELLIGENT RETARDS. NO DOUBT BORN RETARDED… HELL NO… YOU’RE TAKING HER BACK…