Anytime I hear complaints like “TRUMP DOING THIS” and TRUMP DOING THAT,” I laugh, forgetting almost instantly that TRUMP could be doing anything, least anything wrong  Which reminds me that the souvenirs for SCIENTIFIC WRONGDOING is never in the present but rather, truly futural. PROGRESS IS AMAZING!

Justice is such a relative term my readers, that it’s relativity decimates it’s conscience. And it’s lack of conscience decimates it’s essence, that is, it become in essential, worthless as much as it may be preferentially and prejudicially useful. It’s scientific worth based on this same relative decimation is worth absolutely nothing. DEWLOGIC.

There is this very small hand sanitizer called “HIDDEN WATERFALL HAND SANITIZER’. Now, the most important aspect of this hand sanitizer is in who uses it and where it is used. I am not the first person to warn you of this hidden waterfall ills and degenerative EVIL story but my thoughts on them are no longer warnings. Now, just buy more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES HIDDEN WATERFALL BOOKS and no doubt, their SCIENCE says you’ll find those thoughts. Isn’t that amazing!? Anyway, back to the subject, remember that TLC SONG, “DON”T GO CHASING WATERFALLS!?” What a SONG!? Do you know my readers that GOLLUM can use the “HIDDEN WATERFALL” to perform magic twice. Now, if I and GOLLUM are inside the same HIDDEN WATERFALL, the very same indeed; do you know that I can stand and sanitize my hands with the “HIDDEN WATERFALL HAND SANITIZER” and GOLLUM cannot!? In fact GOLLUM will find his hands absolutely useless to him in the spatial enclosure of the so called “HIDDEN WATERFALL.” But that’s not all. GOLLUM gets to TOUCHDOWN with this HIDDEN WATERFALL. And here’s where you wonder, if you are smart at all, how the HELL in that SUPERIOR SHITHELL DOWN THERE, did he go from one SPATIAL ENVIRONMENT to the other in its attempt to accomplish the SCIENTIFIC MAGIC. You know you’ve gt to buy more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS to know how he did it. LOOK AT GOLLUM PERFORM SCIENTIFIC MAGIC TWICE:

My readers I remember saying today that where authority goes sexual harassment goes because eof the case of the sexual harassing sheriff sending out pictures of his penis in his uniform in his office. Today my readers, as I am about to cross  the road like the innocent law abiding person that I am, this police car marked #795 came by, one of them got out of his car because there is no other crime to accuse me off and he had nothing to do because there aren’t thieves and drug dealers in this place and shouted, “GET OUT OF THE ROAD OR CROSS THE ROAD!” Who does that!? It’s harassment my readers. I am not on the road, the road is fake and unrealistic so I dumped the CHINAMAN FAKE FOAM WHITE CUP for him down there. If any thing needs reform in this country, THE POLICE DEPARTMENT DOES They don’t have any blue. They don’t have any true blue. NONE WHATSOEVER! And they go around COURTING GIRLS who also don’t have blue for blue like ASIAN, INDIAN, HISPANIC and women of color who are also RED. WHITE WOMAN never had blue simply never did. I have blue as an absolute inferior in my gene pool and the VERY DARK BLACK MAN has it as a DOMINANT ABSOLUTE SUPERIOR. I am not even there where all THESE SUPERIOR SHITHELL EVIL HAPPENS. We are within the very same gene pool but we are extreme opposites. You can’t fool me with your SHIT BLUE. Not now, not ever. When something is wrong you correct it. If you can’t, you’re not even remotely human. You’re an animal. That’s why I will campaign for anyone who will line those EVIL SCIENTIST up and kill all of them on SEEWALL ROAD. They’re not making this world a better place. They’re making it worse. An innocent person should not be harassed by the police for CROSSING some nonexistent SHITHEADED road. They just can’t find a crime can they!? And their evil won’t stop! They don’t have any blue and they can’t sexually harass the black man. Such anyone who harasses an absolute inferior woman like me should be CUT UP and feed to the DOGS or Shot by the WALL on SEEWALL ROAD. I am inferior and out. They road doesn’t exist. They all live in an ALT REALM of ABOSLUTE SHIT!

BASE DELUSIONS offer the world the worst DERANGEMENTS. IT’S like those SHE-LOVES-ME-SHE-LOVES-ME-NOT DEEPEENING MYSTERIES.

I heard CHARLES MANSON died my readers and that make me think of some few thing he eluded to that were true. The first was that he was already dead when he was sentenced, said he died some 2,000 years back. It does not matter when he died my readers. HE DEAD! And that about being related to JESUS. He and JESUS were BROTHERS my readers. And GOD having made MAN in his own image is definitely down there with THE SUPERIORS! All the SUPERIORS are DEADER and going DEAD than DEAD! It reminds me of the MACHINE I drowned, OOPS, fell into the water and became a museum of water waves stuck in space. It is OKAY if lies are lies; it is never okay if lies are scientific, never ever okay. Scientific lies never truly make the world a better place, but rather suspend life into an ALTER REALITY. That is why I will campaign for anyone willing to eradicate EVIL SCIENTISTS, lining them up on SEWALL Street and taking out their EMPTY and POROUS DICKHEADS. I know the three words are strange but clearly, SCIENCE makes it work in the LA-LA –LAND where you are idiots still into NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS and thinking you are actually reading. Now didn’t MANSON write a BIOGRAPHY or TWO or THREE? I bet those are BESTSELLERS. CHARLES MANSON, WHAT A BOOK!? This thanksgiving I am thankful for my dedication to thought, to scientific authenticity, my unshakable love with PHILOSOPHY in its endless search for truth and my constant engagement with life. This reminds me of DAY in CRASHNICK’S hopeless search for the “KYMRIAH DNA”, or rather “YYMRIAH DNA”. CRAZY STUFF I tell you my readers. Now that said, GOLLUM and I are about to show you how CHARLES MANSON books are made into BESTSELLER in NASA-NEW YORK TIMES WORLD. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO GOLLUM and the rest of you out there my readers. HERE is GOLLUM performing the SCIENTIFIFC MAGIC that brings books alive:

A great illussion is like a SAILOR’S STEPS in space. He imagines it in water the same as he imagines it on land, waterlogged in trenches of war unending and trite, like some laborer suspended from the dignity of his work or an author in the foremost without the dignity of a blank may always make the BANK in a BLANKKKET BATH. The dignity of a thought is in finding the BLANKKKET BATH in the SAILOR’S STEPS. Never an easy encounter I must tell you my readers but nothing truly dignified comes easy unless for great illussionists. DEWLOGIC.

Thus, no major best-selling book this year. Must be TRUMP FATIGUE. UNFATHOMABLE OCCURRENCES in  unpredictable times!? Another HARRY PORTER is just around the corner, don’t worry my readers; the more the merrier with none the wiser. It all reminds me of the ALPHABET KILLER! 26 letters in and 26 letters dead. Don’t worry, those who can’t write English will never get published as long as you keep buying NASA-NEW YORK TIMES  books.

People are so ignorant nowadays my readers, that they don’t even know what lies they are being told. But a reasonably aware person knows when he or she has been lied to. DESTRUCTIVE LIES should have ZERO TOLERANCE among reasonable people. But when people who are expected to tell the truth lay a foundation of absolute lies, they always get worse than they bargain for. Such, they say TAYLOR SWIFT, the privileged white girl is a member of the KKK or rather advocating for them. What nonsense my readers! First, the girl has never had, will never have any natural access to a natural gun. Nature never never does things that way. Such, TAYLOR SWIFT can not be any more a member of the KKK than the CLINTONS are. And you know the LIBERAL PROGRESSIVES got it gOOOOOOOOO my readers because even HOPE and RELIGION are members of the KKK. The people complaining about TAYLOR SWIFT and the KKK, in themselves superior, are members of the KKK. The KKK gotit gOOOOOOOOO my readers. And you know NASA and the LIBERAL ROGRESSIVES got it gOOOOOOOOO when they got you going to the same shitty FUTURE, you’re coming FROM!  Everyone can be a member of the KKK except me. They rejected me my readers. they say I am too inferior. I need to upgrade myself. And I looked down my readers, all the way down in that SUPERIOR HELL down there and said, “HELL NO!” So I get prosecuted all the time because I always say, “HELL NO!”

The murderer’s union has no kinship as a cart is in consistent lack of that which it seems to be filled.

My readers, it’s worse than unthinkable when you realize that very horrible things can happen to innocence and those horrible things may be sustainable through horrible means. Life does gain a great insensitivity. Now for those of you who go to church, it’s best to pray before you go, while you’re in church and after you leave church. You pray thrice, HARD! Some things can be prayed for. The water waves inside the machine I drowned or  rather dropped, now completely insensitive to its functioning in perpetuity and now immortalized as my personal museum is one of such thing that can never be prayed for. And no doubt my science fiction readers, getting through Day in CRASHNICK’S Supra Space can never be prayed for. But when with the recent church deaths in the news, church goers should certainly pray before, during, and after church.

My readers, if you ever wondered how HITLER convinced all those people to maltreat the JEWS, you’re not thinking at all. All he had to do was tell them the JEWS were bad and good for nothing if little; tell them they were better in every way. That’s why I always remind the JEW that he’s not here where I am. You can always run away from EVIL but you can’t run away from who you are my readers: the GERMAN, the person that maltreated, imprisoned and killed the JEW was none order than the JEW’S very own BROTHER! They’re both SUPERIOR in the scientific sense of the word! They always tell you to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. What they should also have told you is that it is impossible to truly absorb or assimilate the intricate and complex aspect of such ownership They should have also told you you can never actually wear the shoe, or make it yours. Ever.

My readers, I saw a VAN the other day that advertised “WHITE FLOUR” in an all BLACK. And I thought it may just be that people are getting smarter. The dna for “WHITENESS” is black and the USELESS SUPERIOR THINGS I take out don’t got it. I got it. THEY GOT CANCER! Amazing isn’t it!? Now, TRUMP was talking NONSENSE the other day, being the BUSINESS MAN you elected saying 5,6 will cure CANCER! You elected him. I just kind of sort of helped with the campaign. You see my readers, he must know the OPOID CRISIS can’t be cured. And he’s also going to ASIA. UHMM BUSINESS MEN! My readers, when the door closes at 4, the only set you can get after you PICK UP STICKS at 5,6, is a NULL SET at 8 (THE INFINITY OF NOTHING life! EVERGREEN or whatever do they call it!?). Such its like a PHARMACIST giving you a DRUG he knows you’ll forever be back for, making him and only him richer and richer without ever curing you. It’s like using OPIOD to cure OPIODS thinking they are two different SETS of OPIODS. Which reminds me we can do this differently the next time my readers. I will campaign for any politician who promises to take all THE EVIL PROGRESSIVE SCIENTIST making the world a WORSE place for humans and better for the MACHINES out and lining them up out there on SEWALL STREET and killing them all, SHOOTING THEM on the RIGHT SIDE of the HEAD. I will. We got to make this world a better place for humans one way or the other. To further analyze this fact I will share a short movie I found on YOUTUBE titled “100% ORGANIC!” Now my readers, it is true that there is nothing readable-writeable outside me. The WRITING of “100% ORGANIC” is really IT for the WHITE SUPREMACY thing. When you look and it looks “WHITE” it is not. That’s exactly what you’re looking at, not readable, not writeable. This film is also spectacular because it also implements the poem 1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE differently than AGATHA CHRISTIE does. The MAN in the CAGE raises a hand to touch sticks and move them aside and finds dead bodies up and inverted. That’s 5,6, picking up sticks I already put out in the gene pool UPRIGHT(THOSE USELESS THINGS!).  Now, the MEAT SELLER does the 7,8 lay them straight by laying him straight on the TABLE, cuts off his hand, now in the film a NOT-GOOD, NOT-FAT-HEN takes out the man’s interiors to sell them to the PEOPLE so the plate won’t be empty at 19 and 20. Now isn’t that a SPECTACULAR film!? Here’s where you go buy more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS like you buy “100% ORGANIC,” you know, “THE BETTER MEAT!” DEWLOGIC! Now where GOLLUM AT to take you THERE. GOLLUM is very good at that JOB, taking you there to go get the 100% ORGANIC WHITE MEAT:

My readers, heard a 29-year-old man searching to buy NASA-NEW YORK TIMES book drove a truck into a crowd in NEW YORK CITY HALLOWEEN. And you would have thought truck driving into crowds was mainly a so-called “WHITE SUPREMACISTS THING!” Those TERRORISTS sure learn from the best! THOSE DEGENERATIVE-LY EVIL NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS; what worthless useless things they achieve!? Science is something else when CANCER PEOPLE always pretend they have their FRIENDS AS THEIR ENEMIES.  Reminds me of when the other day I dropped this WORTHLESS USELESS thing into water, OOPS, I mean IT dropped in water and takes on a great INEFFICACY. THE MAGICAL TOUCH-ABILITY IT CONSTRUCTED DISAPPEARED/DISSIPATED IMMEDIATELY like CLOCKWORK MAGIC. It was like a FISH DEAD IN WATER who thought IT was ALIVE all this WHILE. I mean, the THING, IT, is just some MACHINE people with CANCER use to call that person without CANCER and pretend they are PROGRESSING and MOVING. In fact, my readers, they PRETEND, they, as a FISH DEAD IN WATER, are getting through to life and are WICKED about IT. What graces for the WICKED! It is better to knock your brain matter between your TEETH than to pretend you are doing GOOD when all you do is EVIL, much like it’s more dignified to be a MAN on your feet than to ever pickup sticks and lay them straight. Science is funnier than ever, so go buy more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOK! AMAZING STUFF! SO AMAZING in FACT look at HOW MUCH EVIL PROGRESS IT IS MAKING (SO MUCH WICKED PROGRESS! JUST GOING AND GOING!):

My readers, this fishing for sticks in RUSSIAN WATERS is going to AMMOUNT TO NO GOOD for those who do it. Isn’t TRUMP a VICTIM in all of these!? My readers, I know! SCIENCE is getting FUNNIER and FUNNIER nowadays! Its like reading NASA-NEW YORK TIMES CRAP and hoping to catch up with life, or natural life at that. AMAZING!

My readers, so far there is a prediction that WINTER is here that it is early this year. But whatever does it matter if its early or late. Today is the first day of such a winter day and its raining all day. One such forecast says its 97% precipitation rate for today the first day of so called “EARLY WINTER.” But I may just be smarter than that. I don’t believe it as much as it is difficult to believe these hypothetical estimations of weather and the environment. i believe the real estimation for precipitation is absolutely 100%. It’s going to rain all day. When it comes to WINTER, it could rain all day, all week, all month, all year or it may just rain forever. ALWAYS believe the existential consistency of UNSUSTAINABLE EXISTENTIAL. As long as it rains forever, you can forever hold on to a lie. HOW AMAING!

It is often thought that when people have a lot to give they will not engage in theft. But this thinking is lopsided and inverted my readers. Theft, especially perpetual theft in my natural world is the major ingredient for greed and therefore artificial abundance and wealth. In my world, it is never the reductive attribute of poverty but rather the additive, addictive attribute of greed, abundance, and incarnated evil. And its disgusting to the core. Do remember this, some of you my readers, when someone uses the “N” word to abuse you, you redress it as you should do “IT” and turn it around to CANCEROUS KYMRIAH. There is great evil in this world and understand some of them is sometimes more effective than buying a gun. You see my readers, there is nothing more ‘NIGGARDLY than picking up sticks. And I never, ever pickup sticks. CANCEROUS PRIDEFUL people should never bother to pick up sticks. DON’T YOU DARE! Pickup those sticks as you are shooting yourself in the right side of the brain. EVIL has controlled your overall idea of knowledge for way too long providing a great future for the pickup artists and machines. Now go buy yourselves some more NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS so you can remember to SHOOT your brains out. You simply must! Now, for the purposes of THE GOOD FAT HEN at 9,10, with IT at 5 and KYMRIAH at 6, WATCH IT laughing the CURE away, just laughing. IT CRAZY my readers, IT CRAZY:

My readers, AGATHA’S BOOK says “THE DENTIST FELT NO PAIN!” And I thought well, that because of THE WHITENESS THING of the TEETH he kept DRILLING. The book further said the DENTIST  had a “CAVITY” he couldn’t CURE so someone dropped a HOLE not in his mouth but in his RIGHT TEMPLE. And I thought what a GREAT SCIENTIFIC SOLUTION! At first I wondered which came first in the poem 1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE; THE DEVOLUTION OR THE EVOLUTION!? My readers there’s where you start picking up sticks at 5 and 6, lay them straight at 7 and 8, and then become a GOOD FAT HEN at 9 and 10. But suddenly for the EVOLUTION men just pop up at 11 and 12 and start falling for the MAIDS I suppose., But with the SCIENTIFIC SOLUTION it really doesn’t matter anymore. Anytime you see someone who keeps falling from a significant height but never feels any pain, is perpetually UN-CONSCIENTIOUS but keeps TALKING NONSENSE, you should shoot him in the RIGHT side of his head. Isn’t it amazing my readers that babies are not born with teeth but everyone TEETHS WHITE!? It’s a PRE-CONDITIONAL/POSTCONDITIONAL PROPENSITY. No doubt SHOOT the UN-CONSCIENTIOUS FALLING EVIL in the RIGHT SIDE of his BRAIN. If you don’t got a gun, you lobotomize by any means necessary the RIGHT SIDE of his BRAIN and make sure you don’t just get the PARIETAL LOBE, you get the TEMPORAL LOBE so all the NONSENSE TALK stops. HE starts to talk the NONSENSE to HIMSELF instead. Who cares if he TALKS THE NONSENSE for INFINITY!? Now, run go buy NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. And then SHOOT YOURSELF in the RIGHT SIDE OF THE BRAIN.

Sometimes when I encounter a fictional lineage in time which endeavors towards truth, I am inspired by it. I am reading AGATHA CHRISTIE’S “AN OVERDOSE OF DEATH,” which was originally titled “THE PATRIOTIC MURDERS.” That explains why it is not in the CHILDREN’S CURRICULUM. And here I painstakingly type the version of the NURSERY RHYME 1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE preceeding the msytery in the book into this blog post for the record:

One, two, buckle my shoe,

Three, four, shut the door,

Five, six, pick up sticks,

Seven, eight, lay them straight,

Nine, ten, a good fat hen,

Eleven, twelve, men must delve,

Thirteen, fourteen, Maids are courting,

Fifteen, sixteen , Maids in the kitchen,

Seventeen, eighteen, Maids in waiting,

Nineteen, twenty, my plate’s empty….

SUCH my readers, at 1, 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE existentially, the USELESS THINGS I PUT out are SUPERIORS and MALES. Now, I am the most inferiors of all inferiors on earth and I got to love the knowledge and understanding of it because I got shoes. I got shoes to buckle. I can buckle my shoe. They ain’t got no shoe. There is no possible world in which the USELESS THINGS I put out have shoes. They got FLAT FEET that traces ZERO. POOR THINGS, that’s all they got. That’s why I always send all the pretty ladies down there because they got NOTHING always pretending they got something on the ground. And I have no ability to pick up sticks at 5,6. I don’t go down there and can not lay them straight at 7,8 when the USELESS THINGS I put out go out STRAIGHT and UPRIGHT. USELESS HUMONGOUS MONSTERS! That’s why any romance done in relativity to my existence perishes. They ain’t got no shoe and they can’t buckle my shoe. That about says it all and more. Anyways AGATHA also describes the ENGLISHMAN not as “WHITE” but “YELLOW,” some kind of FAIR YELLOW I presume but not “WHITE.” It’s as if she didn’t want him to get CANCER and continue to live the DEGENRATIVE PROGRESSIVE LIE. And my deductions are clear. She makes it clear that ‘THE GIRLS” are the same. And If I could go back in time to see her I will tell her that “WOMEN” while still pretending to be “GIRLS” and “EVERYTHING” or something like that DOWN THERE in the MEN’S SHITHELL have made little “PROGRESS” except that for the FUTURE of the MACHINES. And they hate on each other over nothing but SHOELESS MEN. Anyways, it gets interesting at 11, 12, MEN MUST DELVE before the MAIDS COME CALLING. WHAT A SHAME! “Maids are courting, Maids in the kitchen and Maids in waiting.” Will THESE MAIDS ever be free!? Will they ever free themselves. But the most interesting part is at 19,20 where AGATHA’S plate goes empty…. Here’s where you will remember simultaneously my smart readers that the door was shut at 4(what’s existential here matters), the sticks from 5 and 6 gets laid straight at 7 and 8, the FAT HEN exists at 9 and 10, and the maids come calling from 13 to 18 only after MEN DELVED at 11 and 12. But most importantly, you know I am not there where AGATHA’S PLATE goes empty at 19 and 20 because that’s not EARTH, it’s PLANET 19. I have nothing but respect for AGATHA CHRISTIE. But no doubt I am not there at 19 and 20 because at 1,2, the USELESS THINGS OUTSIDE couldn’t buckle my shoe. Where STEPHEN KING’S IT AT to read us AGATHA CHRISTIE’S AN OVERDOSE OF DEATH VERSION of 1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE:

I remember how I use to feel m readers, hopeless and helpless when I used to take my books to system told to ensure failure because of ABJECT IGNORANCE and EVIL. And I didn’t get any relief until I stopped taking my books to those EVIL SYSTEMS with UNREADABLE BOOKS, UNWRITEABLE claiming NONEXISTENT CHILDREN were being used as BOOKS. NOTHING OUT THERE IS READABLE my readers especially THE CHILDREN. Those EVIL UNREADABLE BOOKS can only exist as readable on NASA’S MOON ENERGIZED PLANET. NOT EARTH. That’s why I wrote a book like THE ORPHANS OF CLOVER STREET. The COVER for SPOOF is a TRAGIC IRONY, which reminds me of a new piece of machination that can make a fish pretend its alive by making it WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE AGAIN! Yeah my readers, the FISH is dead and NOT-WORKING, so it’s WORKING OUT. IT’S SEXY and YOU KNOW IT! Now the fish can not fool itself into thinking its alive, can’t fool itself into thinking anything, nor can it fool the FISHSELLER. The fish is unaware of its hopelessness and helplessness. What a terrible fate you say. I mean I have never been happier since I left the EVIL SYSTEM realizing any future I can never personally vouch for can never be mine. I will always work for such future, till the day I die but I will never voluntarily work against my own publishing success again. Now, why is this machine important!? Because it can FOOL you FOOLS out THERE into thinking a FISH in water or out of water is still alive and breathing when in reality, its dead. And people who love buying so called FRESH FISHES are ABSOLUTE FOOLS aren’t they!? This further reminded of how my hopelessness and helplessness were conscious sensation that the SYSTEM has absolutely no CONSCIENCE. Now this machine may fool you into thinking the fish is still alive even when its DECAYING INSIDE. It may fool you in this manner forever. Oh behold the power of machines! Oh what the hell, eating such a fish may make you think, you, you fools out there are alive! AMAZING!