The fracking tree

I drank something called  Vita CoCo COCONUT WATER today. Dran on it was a brown palm tree and after drinking it i put it down, no tree. Retrieved it, no tree. But it was the mere size of the bottle that shocked me. I mean really. Where the frack is the tree?

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