Retarded or Retarded?

My readers, as a mystery writer I have to have sharp senses so I can write mystery well. I also use my instincts for Truth, Somewhere I live. Such in the bathroom today after this yesterday and after sighting someone i suspect might be a show runner. I went into the bathroom and before I opened the door, I drowned every single piece of paper towel i had and could in the toilet bowl. and believe it, there was this Caucasian female waiting for me. I opened the door and showed her the toilet drowned in toilet bowl water. And there i sighted the black show runner woman with an empty black garbage bag. These people are mentally retarded or mentally retarded. There is no in between for them. Anyway maybe Han is going to tel them cos he’s smart and all how my white paper in the toilet bowl drowned got to be MINT someone else manages. Maybe OBAMA can help answer because he’s… oh well…nothing there…let’s get back to Han. Maybe they entered the drain after them, and then cone out the end of a long drain as long as Long Island. And then when they come out of the drain, they dry the papers i use in the bathroom and then make money out of it. That must be it; I’m a genius! My readers, all geeks of the world; here is the book you must order now! I say now. You will never see things the same way again. They are either retarded or retarded I tell you. ORDER THIS BOOK NOW I COMMAND IT!