On the review of SNAILS

MY readers, the smart people among us are reviewing anything especially a SNAIL. Isn’t that a good thing to review? I mean, its easier to review a SNAIL than to review one of my books because you know me, if that book discussion doesn’t excite you (you person with my book), then you can never come again (in a good way). But they, they have a long time to review a SNAIL. I mean what’s there to review? This SNAIL is HUGE? This SNAIL is VERY HUGE? Can a SNAIL be this HUGE?   ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????