My readers, someone like Shakespeare certainly makes you want to work harder. For instance, today 4/23 in 1616 was his DEATH day, yet he is being celebrated. And as i was about to give you some mathematical numbers regarding his numbers, Shakespeare says, “Thou not a fool? Tell nether not what must be read!” Shakespeare has spoken my readers, “Thou can go read the NEW YORK TIMES SLUTPILE LIST if thou likes, thou has only one day before ZERO SPACE and THE ORPHANS OF CLOVER STREET hikes up to $35. Thou shall not fool thyself about GETTING BETTER, thou shall get NOTHING unless thou buy from me. Thou, thee, thyself shall not fool!” DEWLOGIC!