The Machine it is

My readers, if time were a machine as it is, then it wouldn’t matter when I hike my books it doesn’t matter at all. I mean you don’t have to work at all, as sure as you turn your clocks for daylight savings time nature controls your perception of time ultimately. What do you have to do but sit on dirty asses waiting to be cleaned, did i tell you i take out a nonhuman animal? Why ever would a person choose to be TIME? You know it my readers, that’s an animal right there! Anyways, tomorrow 6/30 , some time in the evening those books will hike. Don’t worry, when you buy directly from me, you save a lot, you know, like daylight saving times. DEWLOGIC.