MEGALOAD LOT OF FAT!

My readers, in a world where I’m learning to count colories especially calories in fruit, someone stole 20,000 pounds of cheddar cheese, No, its not pounds sterling. At first i thought what i heard was pounds sterling. Because you know. It was $46,000 worth of FAT CHEDDAR. And then i tried to convert it to pounds sterling but couldn’t find the currency. Is it out yet? Oh my readers, they were stolen from a pitiful truck driver in WISCONSIN just doing his job. First count the POUNDS and then count the FAT. That is a MEGALOAD lot of FAT! What are they going to do with THESE LOTS OF POUNDS? EAT IT! Oh my readers, buy the books before they ever hike.

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Published by ade ronke

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