In the Newses!

I heard in the news in the news today that the HUMMINGBAD is putting UP FAKE UPDATES and infecting and taking over android phones; some 300,000 in the us, and about 100,000 in the uk. My readers, THESE VIRUSES know math:!? In other news of the news, i heard they saved a BALD EAGLE from a tree. You would have thought, you know!