On PARALLEL PARKING (PP!)

Today is 8/10/16. My ADD dictionary tells me today’s word is “PARALLEL PARKING.” It sounds like it is calling for “HELP.” And I can’t help my ADD dictionary because I ain’t got no car and I’m asking what kind of SHITHELL is it in? But there is a worse conditioning. What kind of lowlife degenerate SHITHEAD will PARALLEL PARK in the SHITHELL my ADD dictionary is in? You just keep reading those NASA recommendations and going to the ASOLUTE DEADEND progressive future in the EAST!