OVA! (On OPEN VAGINAS!)

My smart readers, there are other things in the news other than dirty talk. For instance ENGLAND was wondering this morning about how it lost its OPEN VAGINA (You know, the superior kind!) and then i was thinking about  American Idiots who read NASA recommendations. Prime example of why you should read thoughtfully. England is asking how it lost the OPEN VAGINA it made for itself overnight. If only they read the real cool books. Here i remind you that both CRASHNICK and PLANET 19 will hike unless NASA can conclusively read my mind. I had to archive the picture of the VAGINA. Doesn’t this beat all the dirty talk stuff:? 4380