THE MOVEMENT!

First they called it a FEMINIST movement, I thought that was more like a DRUG MOVEMENT. HEADLESS women refusing to have souls and walking around like ZOMBIES. They’re SUPERIORS! And  they said it was some BRAZIL movement and it became UNTHINKABLY WORSE. Is it the bird the pirate was carrying in that GEICO commercial? And now they said worse, its a CHEATING MOVEMENT, that its like seeing the exam before you take it. I said, it seems worse to me my readers. It’s like reading a book before it’s ever written! It’s like going into a perpetually raping, murdering thieving future! It’s like, It’s like, it’s UNTHINKABLE! It’s MISERY, and no doubt a writer’s platform. Tomorrow 1/11/16, SPOOF, PLANET 19, CRASHNICK hikes.