Of Great Subtlety!

heacvHow do I know my ADD DICTIONARY is ENGLISH? It makes intelligent conversation with GREAT SUBTLETY! It tells me today, 3/11, the word of the day is “Pawnee.” Note: 311 is a NON-EMERGENCY contact number for some places like NEW YORK CITY. But “Pawnee” means “a member of the Pawnee nation formerly living in Nebraska and Kansas but now largely in OKLAHOMA.” In case you’re not truly getting it, put the word in perspective by pronouncing it with LINGUIST CURIOSITY (VERY SLOWLY!). The word is “PAWN-ee.” Now if we all just ask NASA what happens to the Ee in HEA as we go into the future, clearly all is solved. That GOAT MOMMY is a priceless literary agent and talent. A reminder, my readers, the basic price for all my books will hike in the nearest future.