My readers, it is something what I did without the funding and capability of a MARS LANDER. You see my readers, to make the the movie 12 YEARS A SLAVE into a LOOP, a forever movie so to speak, I needed to make TWO INDIAN BILLIONAIRE’S SHIT INFINITY OCCUR at the same EXACT SHIT TIME. I SURE DID IT, YESTERDAY, the same day the MARS LANDER was making its BOTTOMLESS SHIT PIT LANDING. Remember not only do I naturally have 12 YEARS OF NO SLAVES, I have 12 YEARS OF NO SLAVES WHO DON’T WORK! AT ALL! A smart reminder my readers that 5 days from today, the basic price of all my books hike to $66. Clearly that’s my lot in life being inferior and all, you know! I TEL YA MY READERS! I SURE DO!