TRY THE OUIJA ONE MORE TIME!

My readers, my ADD dictionary says today’s word, 11/29/16 is the OUIJA BOARD. It is the instrument used to try and connect to THE OTHER SIDE. Just perfect, since you can’t raise SHIT HANDS NO MORE. You take your two hands and connect with the uh, oh, OUIJA BOARD. Stop using the PHONE. THAT”S BULLSHIT! OUIJA BOARD! That must be what the LITTLE WOMEN are trying to do trying to connect to the other side where IT RAINS FOREVER and PEOPLE FALL FROM THE SKY ALL THE TIME! Not me, I’m too smart for that SHIT. I don’t descend. So the LITTLE WOMEN will connect with the OUIJA BOARD and sing that song NEWLY. “HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. I MUST HAVE FELL AND BUMPED MY HEAD! I COULD TELL YOU I’M CRAZY FOR BEING THIS SMALL. BUT WHO AM I KIDDING, TOO CRAZY TO TELL. BUT HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE! I SURELY FELL AND BUMPED MY HEAD!”WHAT A SONG!