SCOTLAND YARD & OTHER INTELLIGENCIES AND AGENCIES!

PLANET19CVMY readers, I am a mystery writer (SPOOF is unbelievably CRAZY i tell ya)!. Anyways, because i am a mystery writer, here’s how to conduct a simple mystery investigation. My readers, so Amazon workers are camping out in the “DEAD OF WINTER” to make ends meet, and if I may add “RUNNING AROUND IN DEAD FORESTS!” It’s happening in their “SCOTLAND WAREHOUSE.” Not making it up. Anyways they are paid 7.35 Pounds and 11 pounds for overtime. Now the first thing i did on Google was convert to doolars. And I was greatly amused it came to $9.24. But that wasn’t enough. SOMETHING WAS STILL VERY MUCH WRONG! So i remembered SCOTLAND YARD! And then converted YARD to MILES! I was unbelievably amused. I YARD is 0.000568182! One more thing CRASHNICK will hike as is without my releasing the EXCERPT. Just one question. So NASA AND LIBERAL SCIENTISTS, my ENGLISHMAN ADD DICTIONARY wants to know. WHy are there 9 DOLLYPOPS INSTEAD OF 10:?4096