THE TRADITION

PLANET19CVToday is 12/22/16 and in 2 days Santa comes down your chimney. My readers, taking the time to say MERRY CHRISTMAS to you. While truth matters to me, CHRISTMAS is a TRADITION, its irregardless of truth so MERRY CHRISTMAS. Here’s the advice about SANTA’S VISIT. No matter what happens, do not ask SANTA, “WHERE IS THE WHORE?” or ‘WHERE ARE THE WHORES,” (because you’re filthy and want to see the WHORES) when he comes down and says “WHORE,WHORE,WHORE!” He gets angry my readers after he’s been working all year trying to come down TWO NORTH POLES, I mean ONE. How can you not see the “WHORE, WHORE,WHORE,” when he’s been painstakingly working to come down those TWO NORTH POLES, I mean ONE. So say it back with a LAUGH, “WHORE,WHORE, WHORE!” Remember that CRASHNICK hikes to $100 and SPOOF top $88 12/31/16. MERRY CHRISTMAS MY READERS!