FOREWARNING!

My readers, just when i think they can’t be this EVIL and dumb, they show up dumber than usual. MY readers I have just realized that 2300 SCIENTISTS (22 NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS) have come up way short in an effort to come with a SURPLUS. SO, the basic price for all my books will hike to $88 February 1st, 2/1/17. You don’t have to read, NASA has too many recommendatkons for ya, 2300 and SURPLUS. Just when you think they can’t be this DUMB, they’re dumber. You should believe me my readers because there is no other choice. THEY’RE DUMB. PROOF! Remember when i asked why there aren’t 10 DOLLYPOPS instead of nine. Now as you look down at the set of pictures I have to show you, I insist, that there must be 10 DOLLYPOPS. Very simple reason. The man standing all the way down has TEN FINGERS and if you really look at him, he’s wondering how the FREAK IN HELL he got it. So, no doubt, if you’re not reading me, you’re not reading at all. I repeat the basic price for my books hikes to $88 2/1/17. You have the option of paying DOLLYPOP some more cold MONEY to read some SHITBOOKS! I kid you not. Now look DOWN (ALL THE WAY DOWN! because you have to! GOSH i like that MONATANA SKI RESORT COMMERCIAL) SO FUNNY:!