THERE HOUSE!?

My readers, it is my earnest believe that the effect of TRAUMA is often VERY SLOW except when you’re innocent. When you’re innocent, the shock and the estrangement from the irreality experienced ensures that you never remain the same again. I remember that GOOGLEBOOKS was the first BOOKSELLER to steal COLDHEARTEDLY from THE CASE OF THE PHANTOM BURGLAR. It was more of a silent tragedy to me because the book parodies their existence. In perspective of this GOOGLE PHONE advert that sings something like, “…when you’re going nowhere…you’ve got to get the money from your house…” I have a version of that song my readers. The first thing that happens when you’re going nowhere is that you can never get to me, the second is that you have NO HOUSE and if you have no house, then its absolutely impossible to get the money from YOUR HOUSE! My readers, there is a scientific proof in SPOOF that proves that GOOGLE has no house. So the song really sings, “YOU GOTTA GET THE MONEY FROM YOUR WORK, YOUR WORK…GOTTA GET THE MONEY FROM YOUR WORK!” YOUR WORK! Try that in order to reap money! There is EVIL in this world worse than the KKK! There is I tell ya! Won’t you say it’s truly progressive advice to reap money from your work and not from a house you can not naturally afford. Imagine if someone who actually has natural money chooses to reap money from her work. A reminder my readers 2/1/17 the basic price of all my books hikes to $88. CRASHNICK to $120. I love that song! “YOU GOTTA GET THE MONEY FROM YOUR WORK… YOUR WORK…GOTTA GET THE MONEY FROM YOUR WORK!”