The DISILLUSIONMENT BAND!

The DISILLUSIONMENT BAND! They say its free and it works. But why is it not working on me? I’m going to be disillusioned they say , so I put it on and pulled on it but it’s not working. Tried again and again and again and forever again, NOT WORKING!And if its not working on the most inferior of all inferior woman in all possible worlds, however is it going to work on THEM!? You have a day before the basic price of my books hikes to $88. CRASHNICK to $120. All books hike tomorrow.