Of ACTS and EXISTENTIAL APPLICATIONS!

There are too many things mind bugging about any existential application of the word “ACTOR!” Hiring an “ACTOR” to represent another person existentially would mean that the person is there where the person represented is or very close. And that’s how I know I can never hire an “ACTOR” or “ACTRESS” to represent me.  Because its impossible my readers to hire an “ACTOR” or “ACTRESS” who can never move as me or with me. In fact, can’t get off his or her ASS! It’s scientifically both improbable and impossible. In fact if you asked me i will tell you that it must be then, that if I don’t dislike “ACTORS” and “ACTRESSES,” I absolutely dislike them in all their THEFTCELLENCES!.