As a STORYTELLER it is unimaginable that someone would tell a fake story and still tell it INCORRECTLY. How USELESS can that storyteller’s mind be!? Anyways so this story in this GEICO commercial truly goes like this: Once upon a TIME, TIME, TIME, TIME, TIME, there lived a LITTLE PIG who thought she was a GIRL with a GOLDEN HAIR. And this LITTLE PIG went into this THREE BEARS house and stole their CRACK, their COCAINE, their LAPTOP, their CRACK TV, and more. And so GEICO replaced the CRACK, the COCAINE, the LAPTOP, the CRACK TV, the rest of those and of course that furniture from CRACK AND BARREL. What GEICO forgot to tell you is that INSURANCE is something you have to first pay for. Clearly you’re an IDIOT if you think you can get those STOLEN things for free even when you’re on CRACK and reading CRACK STORIES. It’s all SO FUNNY REALLY!
CRACK AND BARREL and OTHER STORIES!
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