INSURANCES!?

With GEICO CRACK STORIES about PIGS who think they are girls with GOLDEN CURLS, and bears with stolen DRUGS and LAPTOPS. I am reminded of the story of the THREE LITTLE PIGGIES with houses made of STRAWS and such and the BIG BAD WOLF HUFFING AND PUFFING away their HOUSES. Then you’ve got to ask how GEICO is ever going to protect the PIGGIES. And of course that gets me thinking abut the HYENA. If i ever wrote such a story I will use the HYENA because well, my readers, the one thing you’ll have to wonder is however in SHIT HELL GEICO ever convinced him to buy HOME INSURANCE. However in SHIT HELL!? Anyways my readers i went searching for the HYENA and found him courtesy NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, all the way down, all way, down , all way way past the MOUNTAIN GOLDEN MONKEY who is already all the way down, all the way! Here my readers, is a picture to make you think of possible CHAOTIC events as this picture was taken as that GEICO storyteller was approaching the HYENA to get him to buy HOME INSURANCE. If you think he merely just laughed, you are wrong:

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