BREAKING THE RULES: TPT! and OTHER STORIES!

Dear ADD DICTIONARY, OOOPS, I broke the rule of the DOUBLETHINK. I just did a TRIPLETHINK , and that’s a TPT! Of course I can. JUST DID!  BELIEVINF THREE CONTRADICTORY THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. TRIPLE THOUGHTLESSNESS YOU SAY!? My readers you just keep reading those NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS. OF course you’re IDIOTS!